Invisible/Imaginary Lat Syndrome – The Lowdown
Have you ever heard of Imaginary LAT Syndrome (ILS)? The Urban Dictionary describes this problem as:
“The awkward stance that some males take in order to swell their chest in a ridiculous attempt at make non-existing muscle seem present. Generally, the arms are lifted away from the body as if huge lat muscles were pushing them away.”
Although there has been a recent rise in gym memberships, this terrible affliction still holds many of the country’s gym-goers in its sway. It tends to affect either those who are excessively heavy or skinny. It’s not to say that all males that suffer from this affliction are out of shape, there are many whose biceps may be a little bigger than the average Joe’s. The problem here is that their lats are those of a gym beginner and except for those boulder shoulders and protruding pecs, they would have nothing to show for their gym memberships.
Why Do Guys Do It?
Although there hasn’t been much research on the subject of imaginary lat syndrome, there are a few reasons that some experts believe that men suffer from ILS. They include:
- Starved for attention: It’s not uncommon for ILS sufferers to open their arms wide and parade around the gym, usually with weight lifting belt and gloves to accessorise. These individuals attempt to make eye contract with everyone and to enhance the effect, he may sticks his chest out as well.
- Paying homage to Ronnie Coleman: In case you were wondering, Ronnie Coleman is an eight-time winner of the Mr. Olympia title. His fans seem unaware that he relaxes his lats in real life and can bring his arms down to his side like a normal human being. Bodybuilders only open their arms wide on the stage and it’s done in an attempt to impress the audience and judges.
- Searching for love: It is theorised that the primary reason that men use this posture is to impress or attract females. Another theory states that it may be used as a dominance or defence posture that gives the ILS sufferer the illusion of appearing larger to a threat or to intimidate rival males and scare them away from the beautiful, fit women at the gym.
Check out this hilarious video on the subject:
Discouraging Imaginary Lat Syndrome
The best way to discourageILS is to avoid making eye contact with sufferers. Because they are hungry for you attention, withholding it will make them leave in search of greener pastures.
Is There A Cure?
The good news is that imaginary lat syndrome sufferers are not doomed to suffer from this ailment forever, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. All they have to do is develop real lat strength instead of showing off the ones in their imagination. The lats must be engaged in a productive way i.e. sufferers will have to reach muscle failure without stopping to take a selfie for Instagram.
One of the best ways to build the lats is by deadlifting, this exercises is guaranteed to turn even the skinniest man into a hulk of a man. And, as an added bonus, deadlifting will also help you improve his shoulder and bench press.